Live review Ulster Hall, Tuesday 13th June 1978 from Alternative Ulster Fanzine No 72 - by Gavin Martin
The Mass Psychology of Rattism
The queue outside is large, the atmosphere stagnant. It’s more like waiting to get into the flicks than a rock ‘n’ roll gig. Maybe it’s coz the Rats pull people other new wavers leave stranded in the outbacks with Saturday Night Fever discoramalama. And when young Ian* says ‘such a lot of posers’ I’m not about to argue. *Ian Moran, photographer with Gavin.
Inside support band The Vipers prove they’re punchy but pedestrian. Treading the vines already covered by Dr Feelgood and indeed The Boomtown Rats in their early days, they deserve to break into the club circuit. All 2nd band Blue Steam deserve to break is their neck, so-oo turgid, mah babe.
The Boomtown Rats are not long on stage before I realise that Bob Geldof is a FAT PAIN. He churns out the same script and choreographed stage movements that he’s been using for the past two years. Any illusion that he’s a belligerent upstart and not a shrewd showbiz sharpshooter just has to go, kiddies. This guy makes Dean Martin look like Joe Strummer.
The act functions on the idea that we are the kindergarden and Bob is the school teacher. Do this, do that, stand up, sit down and eat chips out of pants and watch the sun shine out of my arse. But the audience is APESHIT bananas, proving that, like new wave blood brothers, in the mass acceptance syndrome - The Stranglers, their popularity runs on the audiences penchant for toying with mild masochism.
The Rats act is over rehearsed, clinical, cut ‘n’ dried. Perhaps such military type efficiency is a tonic for the troops but it makes me go AWOL, I prefer my rock ‘n’ roll from Kamikaze pilots. All or nothing. The set is mostly songs from the second album nearly all of which show their pretensions to gaudy sophistication taken to extremes. Despite Phil Lynott’s jamming on bass I reckon ‘Route 66’ to be a terribly unimaginative choice for an encore, it’s like playing ‘The Lords Prayer’, fellas.
Nonetheless ‘Joey’ & ‘No 1’ jolt the memory centre back to how they used to be. But even then there’s a solid wall between performers and audience. No empathy and I feel like lot’s knife in the face of seething adulation. The kids don’t seem to mind it’s cattle-pen-rock, just show them the pastures and they’re happy.
And Bob Geldof? He’s attained self parody very early in his career. He ponces and preens like a clapped out prima donna. A Mick Jagger or a Bryan Ferry. His act is just that, an act. He probably doesn’t mean or care about all the shit he spews up in-between songs, it’s just his way of turning hot air into money.
Oooh for the caviar, Bob - I hope it chokes you.